A Different Perspective

In the middle of my tee ball lesson, a student came to me holding his crotch. He said you really need to listen to the bag. He said pleeeeeeease, listen to the bag. He began to moan. I put the bag to my ear and listened, and I then told him he must really need to use the restroom. The kids said “WOW, that bag is for real It has super powers.” I told the children not to tell the bag about having to use the restroom, but to tell me.

– D. Michele in Illinois