HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the

bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush

in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it

in the garbage.

Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then

ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile,

“We better throw this one out too then, ’cause

it fell in the toilet a few days ago.”

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his

teacher a note from his mother. The note read,

“The opinions expressed by this child are

not necessarily those of his parents.”

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